What Fools These Mortals Be

“As I am what the men of the world, if they knew such a man, would call a whimsical mortal, I have various sources of pleasure and enjoyment, which are, in a manner, peculiar to myself, or some here and there such out-of-the-way person.” 

Another year, another dinner as it falls on the Saturday.  Happy day Burnsie.  Just relaxing in preparation.  How will it unfold?  Who can say?  Need to finish this story of the Guinness, raw material more than there, just requires the word smithing.  Do it, Captain!